B-E PR-EPAR—-ED (to C-EAS-E R-EPRODUCTION)
(a parody of Be Prepared from the Lion King)sung by my-life-is-strange
written by the-violet-prince and my-life-is-strange (with help from ceriene and katspaw)
guest voices by fallenmuttxiii(Note: this would be on my-life-is-strange’s blog, but she hasn’t recreated her tumblr yet so I am uploading it for her. When she recreates you should totally follow her though. :D)
LYRICS
Condesce:
I never thought carapaces essential
They’re crude, and unspeakably plain
But maybe, they’ve a teeny bit of potential
If allied to my vision and brainI know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a finbeast’s backside
But t)(ick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It’s clear from your watered-down expressions
You’re as dumb as a fish breathing air
But we’re talking queens and successions
Even you can’t be caught unawares
So prepare for a c)(ance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sea-sational news
A s)(ining new era
Is )(arboring nearerJack:
And where do we feature?Condesce:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds s)(ore-did
But you’ll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!CD:
Yeah, be prepared.
heh-heh… we’ll be prepared….for what?Condesce:
For the deat)( of the Queen!DD:
Why? Is she sick?Condesce:
No, fool— we’re going to krill her. And those little kids too.Jack:
Great idea! Who needs the kids?All:
No kids! No queen! la—la-la—la-laa-laa!Condesce:
Mackrels! T)(ere will be a queen!Condesce:
I will be queen! …Stick with me, and you’ll never wear silly hats again!All:
Yaay! All right! Long live the queen!Midnight Crew:
Long live the queen! Long live the queen!
It’s great that we’ll soon be connected.
With a queen who’ll be all-time adored.Condesce:
Of course, squid pro quo, you’re expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And t)(oug)( I’m the main address-sea
The point that I must emp)(asize is
You won’t get a s)(rimp without me!
So prepare for the cull of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning(Kill the kids)
Tenacity spanning
(For our treats)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is s)(orely why I’ll
(Endless sweets)
Be queen undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my trident and powers are bared
Be prepared!All:
Yes, her tridents and powers are bared
Be prepared!Thank you again to everyone who helped with this! We hope you enjoy it! :D
this showed up on my dash again, and I figured I’d reblog it so I can tell you to all GO FOLLOW KACIE SINCE SHE’S BACK ON TUMBLR, YEAH!
(Source: thevvioletprince)
