(Note: this would be on my-life-is-strange’s blog, but she hasn’t recreated her tumblr yet so I am uploading it for her. When she recreates you should totally follow her though. :D)
Condesce: I never thought carapaces essential They’re crude, and unspeakably plain But maybe, they’ve a teeny bit of potential If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a finbeast’s backside But t)(ick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It’s clear from your watered-down expressions You’re as dumb as a fish breathing air But we’re talking queens and successions Even you can’t be caught unawares So prepare for a c)(ance of a lifetime Be prepared for sea-sational news A s)(ining new era Is )(arboring nearer
Jack: And where do we feature?
Condesce: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds s)(ore-did But you’ll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
CD: Yeah, be prepared. heh-heh… we’ll be prepared….for what?
Condesce: For the deat)( of the Queen!
DD: Why? Is she sick?
Condesce: No, fool— we’re going to krill her. And those little kids too.
Jack: Great idea! Who needs the kids?
All: No kids! No queen! la—la-la—la-laa-laa!
Condesce: Mackrels! T)(ere will be a queen!
Condesce: I will be queen! …Stick with me, and you’ll never wear silly hats again!
All: Yaay! All right! Long live the queen!
Midnight Crew: Long live the queen! Long live the queen! It’s great that we’ll soon be connected. With a queen who’ll be all-time adored.
Condesce: Of course, squid pro quo, you’re expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And t)(oug)( I’m the main address-sea The point that I must emp)(asize is You won’t get a s)(rimp without me! So prepare for the cull of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
(Kill the kids)
(For our treats)
Decades of denial
Is s)(orely why I’ll
Be queen undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my trident and powers are bared Be prepared!
All: Yes, her tridents and powers are bared Be prepared!
Thank you again to everyone who helped with this! We hope you enjoy it! :D